Funny. Honest. Helpful.
We roast your stuff. You level up.
Send your resume for a sharp, friendly video roast that finds what is holding it back—and gives you practical ways to fix it.
That font choice?
Bold move.
A laugh with a point
Funny first. Useful always.
The RoastRelay rule
We roast the document, never the person.
Fast delivery
Your private video lands within 48 hours.
Private & secure
Your resume stays yours unless you opt in.
Funny, then helpful
Real feedback with no cheap shots.
Sample roast
The laugh is just the opening act.
Every roast moves quickly from what is not working to what will make your resume clearer, stronger, and easier to scan.
Anonymized preview
The “everything everywhere” resume
“Your experience is impressive. It just needs to stop shouting all at once.”
Then we identify the three edits that make the page work harder.
How it works
Three beats. One better resume.
- 01
Send the evidence
Choose your resume roast and add a little context about the kind of role you want next.
- 02
We roast and repair
We flag the clutter, fuzzy claims, and missed opportunities—then show you what to change.
- 03
Get the video
Within 48 hours, you receive a concise private review you can use while revising.
One simple roast
Worth more than another silent rejection.
No subscription. No public posting without consent. Just a practical review with the nerve to be honest.
Roast My Resume
$10
One-time payment
Delivered within 48 hours
- 60–90 second private video
- 2–3 prioritized improvements
- Playful, person-safe roast
- No public post without consent
Ready when your resume is
Let’s make your next application harder to ignore.
Send the document. Take the joke. Leave with a clearer next draft.